January 2012
1 post
February 2011
7 posts
SOLAR PROJECT PERU - Shed Some Light On the... →
mrnl:
PLEASE READ!
My friend Jordan is an intern with Inca Link, an international missions organization who works in a number of different areas, in this case Trujillo Peru. He is currently in charge of planning and designing a solar panel system for a children’s home that he spent the last summer constructing for children whose families are unable to care for them.
Please take the time to...
leave three celebrities in my ask and we'll play...
January 2011
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
Hate GAS
GAS - Gear Acquisition Syndrome
Before you decide to go on some vacation to shoot, be sure that you have the damn gear first. If you don’t have it then don’t go dammit. Second of all, lens’ are not NEEDS. If you don’t have the cash for it don’t buy it and don’t get freaking pissed if someone won’t buy it for you. I’m sick of this, I save up for what...
September 2010
1 post
Watchmegsb:
redleobox:
ilikemyteamilky:
suchgreattheightss:
potterarchy:
Deathly Hallows Trailer September 22, 2010
NEW TRAILER!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOMYGOSHHHH!!!
How sad is it that I can’t wait for the release of this? Calc be damned.
Holy Crap! *fanboy scream*
August 2010
1 post
Spending Sabbatical
My money needs to go soul searching for itself and that genuinely sucks like ass. But yeah, with only 92 days to go before I get home, 3 salaries (plus one when I do get home) means that I have to start saving serious shit. Tradition calls me to get something for my friends back home and that’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to list them down so I don’t forget. No more...
July 2010
16 posts
Definitions by Josh
Front(n) - The ability to be able to fool everyone into thinking you’re happy and strong. Regret(n) - The reality that everything comes with a price. Distance(n) - A time when people lie about something that they wouldn’t have before. Choice (n) - Something you wish you had but you didn’t. Ignorance (n) - Not knowing something blatantly obvious. Foolish (adj) - Choosing not...
Man I was with You
Listen just hear me out Yes I know we agreed When we break up we’d never give in to this need To admit to each other “I miss you” Listen just hear my cry No I won’t break my word If I do say I miss you it would never be heard Let my heart whisper All that it needs to How could you make me take a start? Then just leave me here hanging Can’t even say how...
I hope it's you
Are you real or are you a dream Are you true, or not what you seem Cause I’ve been here before Don’t wanna hurt myself no more oh no Someone who feels for me Who’s constantly inlove with me And cares for me Someone who won’t say goodbye Someone who can change my life I hope its you, I hope its you Will you stay, or will you leave Shall I doubt, or shall I...
“You know its not your day when you wake up screaming……. realizing...”
– After such an awesome weekend (best weekend of my entire stay here), starting the next week waking up in sweats, tears and gasping is not a good sign. Not to mention the fact that my driving test is today. Now I trust myself to drive safe and I know I’m a good driver, been driving since I was...
Monkey Moment #1
clientsfromhell:
Me: “The password is ‘123456’.”
Client: “Upper or lower case?”
He would actually say something like the client… *dies*
As Jac said, I need to start locking my doors.
mrnl:
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has found its home, and for the first time, Twi-Hards can travel down south to catch a glimpse of their favorite vampires. Summit Entertainment announced today what had long been expected: that the final two Twilight films, to be directed by Bill Condon, will shoot in both Baton Rouge, La., and Vancouver. Louisiana’s appealing tax credits have drawn a...
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth...”
– Bob Marley
Couldn’t have said it better. God I miss you even though you’re a crazy ass bitch. I refuse to accept it, but I wish you are worth it.
“What hurts more than losing you is knowing you’re not fighting to keep...”
– Me
June 2010
7 posts
Mrnl's Vacation →
mrnl:
“There once was a girl named Meri, Who’s cute but sometimes scary, She went on vacation But was allergic to the lotion, So now she’s as red as a cherry!”
— Thank you, Josh! XD
Actually that’s only the first stanza of the poem. Soo.. Here’s the rest of it Meri! Hope you like it!
MRNL’s Vacation by Josh for MRNL
There once was a girl named Meri, Who’s cute but...
1 tag
X's
tahdah.. lunch break.. *shifty*
Your Boy Side- [x] You love hoodies. [x] You love jeans. [x] Dogs are better than cats. [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. [] Shopping is torture [] Sad movies suck. [x] You own a car racing game. [x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid. [x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega. [x] You used...
May 2010
9 posts
Cyanide and Happiness
Kriza, you’re hair was the best damn hair I can remember. It was so short and I remember I used to keep staring at you, while you chatted away in Wheeler’s internet cafe. I was constantly as Lyn if you were single and stuff, turns out, you weren’t and we became friends. The craziest trio I have ever met. You’d come around with your killer ass sunglasses and be a camera...
Clients From Hell: Client: “On that map of... →
Though I may not be entirely aware of the geography of most of the States, I’m sure as hell dying of laughter because of this.
Spiders and Skype are not Compatible
mrnl:
While the spider CLAMPED ITS PINCHERS AND CRAWLED AROUND MY BED.
Apparently, spiders also give one a keen sense of sight that makes superman’s x-ray vision seem like Kim without contacts. I can’t believe she saw the pincers from a distance worthy enough to be mentioned. Bad spiders, scaring Meri enough to open her eyes so wide she saw the deadly pincers. *click click click*
Meri the Sailor
I never thought I’d live to hear a sailor with such a high pitched voice. Spiders are the most amazing bugs I have ever seen. They are able to make someone fly, curse, and change their voice in a split second, as well as temporarily lose their religion. I was stunned beyond words and seriously worried that I just had to stop eating my sandwich and stare at skype.
Imagine this:
Meri in a...
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger...”
– — Unknown
Guess which side my boss is on.. No offense to those who will read this but I would like to tell the story in a simpler version. If only to show the intelligence level of an IT Manager in a scale. Let’s place our selves in a situation.
Let’s say there’s a box...
-DEAD-
Kim: Aw Meri, they're trying to kill you for your rafiki stick?
Kim: they're going about this entirely the wrong way, after all, it's no fun if they kill you outright, that takes the sport out of it
Kim: what they need to do is don masks and sneak in like an Egyptian thief of old robbing a pharoah's tomb in the night, borrow the stick and in its place leave a note of ransom
Kim: perhaps for your octagon plant or however many leaves it now has sprouted
Kim: and then enjoy taunting you with pictures of it
Kim: then you don't have to die, they get the rafiki stick, and the rest of us get plenty of entertainment watching you spaz over your stick's whereabouts
Kim: and you get to live to, and dont have to be murdered, which is very important too.
Josh--One of those days when I sincerely wished I was in Ohio. That way when I die I could at least look at the person who killed me.
The Monkey Strikes Again
a.b.balabbo: hi dj
d.j.armbruster: hey sir
a.b.balabbo: status of the changes for invoicing
a.b.balabbo: also did you managment to update esd
d.j.armbruster: yup!
d.j.armbruster: not yet done sir, for the invoicing, but ill finish it today i think, finished the grid and all just working on the error handling things i tweaked
a.b.balabbo: you need to do it asap
a.b.balabbo: i have some projects to give you
a.b.balabbo: its top urgent
d.j.armbruster: *raises an eyebrow O.o* top urgent sir?
a.b.balabbo: yeah don't you speak english? it's the type of job that you need to get done because the bosses say so. For once dj, use your brain.
me: *dies repeatedly* As insulting as it would have been, i found this hilarious... what the hell is top urgent?!
April 2010
18 posts
Grateful
I don’t think I’ve ever been grateful enough yet so I should probably start saying my thanks before I lose the chance to do so. If anything this horrendous trip to this place has taught me one thing. It taught me how to start counting my blessings and how to see who are your real friends in life. I don’t think I’ve expressed it enough of how the loneliness can eat you but...
Like taking a bullet to the heart
“Let Me Be The One” Somebody told me you were leavin’ I didn’t know Somebody told me you’re unhappy But it doesn’t show Somebody told me that you don’t want me no more So you’re walkin’ out the door Nobody told me you’ve been cryin’ Every night Nobody told me you’d been dyin’ But didn’t want to fight Nobody told me that you fell out of love from me So I’m settin’ you free
...
Wisdom
When your life turns to shit there’s one and only one reasonable, logical, and scientific explanation-
You haven’t had enough or any poptarts at all.
- The Awesomesaucetastical Mom
Make the user work for it!
clientsfromhell:
Client: ”I want you to put the search box at the bottom of my website. I’m tired of all those websites that have them at the top, it’s way too ‘in your face’. I want my visitors to really want to search.”
Me: ”Umm..you want them to search for the search box?”
Client: ”Exactly.”
The things clients make us programmers do… *dies*
1 tag
