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Spending Sabbatical

My money needs to go soul searching for itself and that genuinely sucks like ass. But yeah, with only 92 days to go before I get home, 3 salaries (plus one when I do get home) means that I have to start saving serious shit. Tradition calls me to get something for my friends back home and that’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to list them down so I don’t forget. No more extra spending for me this quarter so help me God. If I get a signing bonus, that would be awesome.

Brian and … Lyka? - Yummy bear, I’ll get you gas when I get home so that you can pick me up from the airport. Lyka, don’t deny, you like his abs.

RL and I’ll add Crom with you - Okay boys, you get me as a gift, ain’t that special!

Talyn and Leah - something from Nike, but you have to pay 20% of it! hahaha!

Kimm and Jhacky - Sleeping pills, sorry for the late night calls ahahaha! Oh and booze, lots and lots of booze.

Jed, just Jed since you want an Arab as a gift. - Maaaderr… the arab.. or a turban, take  your pick!

Alvin and your dogs - How to Train your dogs book.

Minne and Pau - you guys gotta stop eating

Yee and Ton - you.. bus ticket to the city

John and Perry - stop polluting my wall with the mushy updates already! Jeez guys, get a room. Oh and John thanks for the simulation sexy! hahaha!

Maggie and Joseph and Baby Savvy - Baby stuff! Diapers are cheap here :p hahaha! And thanks for the hotel books guys and Maggie, return my board shorts please! 

Ann and Aian and… god I keep forgetting your husband’s name - A book I remember.

Mabelle and Rommel - hehehe.. mabeeeellleeee… I miss you… I have no idea what to get you.

Jo and Jenna - Toothpaste BAHAAHHAHAHA! So sorry! Dun KILL me!

Mai and her new girlfriend - Maila, words of wisdom and prayers should be enough for you.

Celina and Hazel - Whew…. Hottest couple on the block. Both of you should be getting me something since yall earn more than I do anyway. OH! Coffee Beans Hazel! For your coffee shop and Celina, no, no more shimmering lotion. You are not Edward’s fiance… BAHAHAHA Kidding!

DQ!! Papito and her weed - Hashish! If I won’t get caught doing so Papi. :p

Nola… no i never really liked you so I’ll scratch you of this list.

And then there are those that I -HAVE- to bring something more than chocolates to

Ardie - of course Papa would never forget you and no, I can’t get you a porche

Julie - finally got it in your head that I’m coming home and didn’t do anything, thank you for the apology babe.

Alex - thanks for making sure I had someone to talk to and that you kicked your ex’s ass before I could.

Mom - thanks for doing my laundry all those years ago and ironing my clothes.

David, Jesse, and the trips - you did nothing but I’m morally obliged to get you something. Well Jesse and the trips, you however big brother… I’m still bitter about you..

Axel and Clyde - bes, I miss you and I hate that you chose Clyde over spending time with me. Hehehe..

Boo and Little Boo and Russell - Thanks for dragging me through this

Rachel and Ric - Thanks for taking care of my boy while I was away. Like you always do. But please…. stop putting it in his head that I can buy a porche dammit!

So yeaaaah.. my wallet and my credit card is growling.. I hate this XD

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